Archive for May, 2013

Episode 51: Irony Man

Sunday, May 12th, 2013

We’re billionaire playboy philanthropist podcasters, and we are ready to rumble.

Haha! Just joshin’. We’re not actually philanthropists. The filthy rabble can get their own billions and billions of dollars to play with! Remember: if everyone is special, then no one is special, so make sure to spend some time every day making other people feel a little less special. That’s my mantra.

Oh, who am I kidding. I’m not special, and I’m not a billionaire, and I’m not a philanthropist (though I give my pocket change to the Salvation Army every holiday season). I am, however, a guy that saw some movies and talked about them on the internet, so SUCK IT MOTHER THERESA.