Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way first. It’s too long by 30 minutes. It’s a festival of expository dialog. Wait, is that a real thing? Should that be a real thing? It wouldn’t take much to throw together. We could call it Expositorapalooza. There would be hipsters with tight jeans, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes, gently bobbing their heads in time with the rolling beat of the Hans Zimmer score as they take pictures of each other with plastic 35mm cameras they bought at Urban Outfitters. (more…)
Tags:4-star, Captain Kirk, Christopher Nolan, Ellen Page, Hans Zimmer, Inception, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Juno, Leonardo DiCaprio, Little Red Corvette, Lumina APV, Michael Caine, OH GOD THE NIGHT TERRORS, The Dark Knight, Tom Hardy
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Monday, August 10th, 2009
If you had shown me GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra when I was 12 years old, it would have usurped The Empire Strikes Back as my favorite movie of all time. (more…)
Tags:3-star, Arnold Vosloo, Brett Rattner, CGI, Channing Tatum, Christopher Eccleston, Dennis Quaid, Episode I, George Clooney, GI Joe, ID4, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mark Grace, Marlon Wayans, Rachel Nichols, Ryne Sandberg, Sam Raimi, Sammy Sosa, Sienna Miller, Spider-Man, Steven Sommers, Terminator, The Dark Knight, Transformers, Vincent Price, X-Men
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Let’s get the bad stuff out of the way first. It’s too long by 30 minutes. It’s a festival of expository dialog. Wait, is that a real thing? Should that be a real thing? It wouldn’t take much to throw together. We could call it Expositorapalooza. There would be hipsters with tight jeans, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes, gently bobbing their heads in time with the rolling beat of the Hans Zimmer score as they take pictures of each other with plastic 35mm cameras they bought at Urban Outfitters. (more…)